Now Playing Tracks

londonprophecy asked:

Someone old as balls doing reproduction classes to educate the younger ones like Cyclonus or something (because he's sick of these young assholes loudly talking about false information, let's just get this lesson out of the way so he can have peace.) some parts are hard for them to grasp "The newspark orbits the parent spark and syphons energy from it" [loud rodimus voice from the back of the classroom] "WHAT THE FUCK"


Where Sparklings Come From (Part Two)

Ratchet surveyed the group of young bots sat before him, whispering to one another and giggling now and then. He felt like he was back at the medical academy, teaching the next generation how to do his job for him, but even the most dim of medical students would have already known the entire contents of the lesson.  

Read More

To Tumblr, Love Pixel Union